Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Serious as a Heart Attack

Amanda came in from recess clutching her chest.
"Mrs. D - I just had a heart attack."

How do you know?

"I can feel it."

What does it feel like?

"Well my heart... it stopped beating... and then it beat really fast... and then I felt things crawling around and eating my heart."

How are you feeling now?

"Fine. I think I just need a drink of water."

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